čtvrtek 18. ledna 2018

Volební glosa

Pár vět o tom, jak můj táta žije mimo novinářskou a zpravodajskou relitu, ale vůbec mu to nevadí...

Ráno v den prvního kola přímé volby prezidenta mu volám z práce:
M: "Tati, víš, že se dneska volí prezident?"
L: "No jo, vím."
M: "Tak doufám, že půjdeš volit...!"
L: "No jo... A komu to mám hodit?"
M: "Komukoli, jen ne Zemanovi."
L: "Já jsem uvažoval nad Fischerem nebo Drahošem."
M: "Tak oba jdou. Já volím Fischera."
L: "Tak já tedy taky."
M: "Dobře, ale prosím tě, nezapomeň na to."
L: "No jo, pořád..."

Ve dvanáct mi přijde whatsapp zpráva:
L: "Teď jdu z voleb a vyrazili mě."
M: "???"
L:" Že prý je to až ve dvě."
L: "Bába úča na mě čuměla jako na blba. Já se jí ptám: prosím vás, kde bych našel... čekal jsem tady nějakou navigaci... a ona nejdřív plašba - cože, to už je tolik hodin??? A já říkám: a jóóó, to je podle hodin? A ona na mě hledí, jestli je mi čerstvě osmnáct a jsem u voleb prvně."

Chvíli jsem nebyla přes smích schopná reagovat a přišla další zpráva:
L: "Musím tam znovu?"

No a tak my si tady žijeme.

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